🦫Hi, I’m Clarence.

I like the ground. Things make more sense down here.

I do not like being up high. Or in the open. Or anywhere I’m not supposed to be.

I prefer to know where I can go if something goes wrong. It is always good to have a plan.

Sometimes things happen very quickly, and I find myself in situations I did not mean to be in.


Quick Facts

  • Type: Groundhog
  • Home: I live in a burrow in the pasture
  • Favorite thing: Digging and eating berries
  • Not-so-favorite thing: Loud noises like thunder and howling
  • Best skill: Digging
  • Known for saying: “Are you sure?”
  • Fun fact: I can dig very fast when I need to

Friends Say…

“Clarence does not like being called Chuck. I don’t know why.” — Waffles