Clarence

Type: Groundhog
Home: I live in a burrow in the pasture
Favorite thing: Digging and eating berries
Not-so-favorite thing: Loud noises like thunder and howling
Best skill: Digging
Known for saying: “Are you sure?”
Fun fact: I can dig very fast when I need to

I’m a woodchuck, and I like the ground. Things make much more sense down here.

I enjoy quiet places, familiar paths, and knowing exactly where the nearest hiding spot is. You never know when you might need one.

I do not like being up high. Or out in the open. Or anywhere I’m not supposed to be.

I believe it’s always good to have a plan. And a backup plan. Maybe even a backup for the backup plan.

The trouble is, sometimes things happen very quickly, and I find myself in situations I never intended to be in.

I’m not looking for adventure. Somehow, adventure keeps finding me.

And I really wish it wouldn’t.

“Clarence does not like being called Chuck. I don’t know why.” — Waffles